Have I mentioned how much I love my job?

10 y.o: Miss Grieve, what is this word?
Me: Killed.
10 y.o: What does that mean?
Me: Killed. Like, murdered.
10 y.o: I've never murdered anyone....
Me: I didn't say you had..
10 y.o: I know, I'm just letting you know that I haven't.

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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alarmingpenguin:

when you flip your calendar to january but realize that it’s still december

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